Coffee Golf

It lets you win when it wants you to win. You aren’t playing against real people. Ever notice how it can always find a match? But it’ll soon take your coins, in hopes of you spending real cash on more. Just like a slot machine. Rigged.

Game was fun for a few weeks as you’re learning, but then you easily catch on the the randomness of the swings and that you have little to no control over where the ball lands. Weird bounces that make no sense, brick walls in front of holes, etc. It’s all a scam to keep you to keep playing and viewing the ads. Do yourself a solid and move on.

A genuine disappointment. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been let down by the ball bouncing right over the hole or hovering over the hole without it falling in due to gravity. Just a lame tease. If the theme of this game is coffee, then I ended up with the same cup of joe that one lady sued McDonalds for when she got her skin burned off after it spilled on her. 0 out of 5 stars.

I thoroughly enjoy the game play and controls. I enjoy my daily hole. But I’m not a fan of having to play people who sink all five holes in 6 shots. Any chance of a solo course?

The randomness of the game gets very frustrating after awhile. I have the paid version of the app and when I go to replay a course to improve my score, it’s a total crapshoot as to whether or not the ball will go into the hole. Even when you line up the exact same shot. “Well, that’s how real golf is,” some may say, but I’m playing a darn mobile game, not real golf. The inconsistency is such that I am about to just quit playing. I guess they got my $5 so what do they care. Started out fun. Now not worth the frustration.

The game is 100% rigged - the "player" you're playing against is able to make shots that are impossible when you try the same shot, not to mention that randomly your ball will just lose speed on a chip that goes in other times, or hit a tree that isn't in your shot window. If you want a casual game, this is a fun one for sure. If you're trying to go farther in the tournaments and try and perfect your shots, this is not it. It is so clearly designed around a win rate that leads you to need to spend money or else you're stuck in the bottom tournaments with barely any gold to continue.

Add play with friends ASAP

Fun game all around. Would be 5 stars if they added upgradable golf equipment or sm other features in the game for progression.

So i dont know if I'm going insane but i swear in multiplayer and one sec the other player is hitting their ball into water and have 3 holes left the next they somehow have a par of nine and are finished?? How do they jump from doing horrible to somehow scoring a hole in one with each hit??

There are zero ads the first day you play. The second day there is a 30-45 second video ad for every single match you play. The game is great. It’s a shame.