I Gave this App 5 Stars That’s Because this App is Good for Parties!

Tons of fun for parties. I love the light show.

For years I have worried that no one was listening. I prayed for an app that combined the classical stylings of the fugue and a techno beat that could be composed and manipulated by someone, like myself, with no musical skill. Thankfully I can cancel that ayahuasca trip I had planned because my prayers have been answered and my search for an alternate deity can end.

Well, I'm a little embarrassed, as I was in the process of finalizing my own classical DJ app- but this masterpiece of art, music, and mind is so well thought out and so well put together that there's simply no room in this world for my comparably clumsy and brutish attempt at such designed greatness. Well done, ye artful gods. Since I'll be scrapping my life's work entirely, do you happen to need a devoted lackey or indentured servant for your team? Perhaps a human sacrifice? Let me know and I'll get my resume to you ASAP. 9/10.

Everything I've ever wanted from a Baroque DJ app.